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Heavenly Convenient

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An illustration I created recently for the trade magazine Fulcrum Publications. Here's the bigger version.

The article was something about the importance of keeping one's convenience store clean – so clean, in fact, that it is almost heavenly. It was a fun illo to do.

So I'm wondering.... if there's convenience stores in heaven, is Jesus serving the slushies?

I'm probably not gonna find out, 'cuz more than likely I ain't gettin' in that club... but like Groucho said, I would never join a club that would have me as a member.

Had My First Bloggasm

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Heh. Don't you just love that for a blog name?

Simon Owens, curator of Bloggasm, recently interviewed me, and I must say I was very impressed with his questions. Very different from what I've had before; he took a special interest in the cartooning profession, and his questions were very thoughtful and intelligent. He's got a great blog, which is a combination of his various thoughts as well as great interviews with a wide variety of bloggers and published authors.

Anyway, if you're interested, here's my interview.

Now I'm gonna go smoke a ciggie.

Cover Me With Love 14

So like I mentioned in an earlier post, while I was relaxing in Muskoka, I naturally spent some time in various bookstores and libraries, just to see what the glorious north had to offer in the way of reading material. I was not disappointed.

While in the Huntsville Public Library, I found this beauty in their book sale pile:

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Isn't it simply delicous? Rich and gothic and dark, and so very inviting. Published in 1934, back when Bennett Cerf was still around as one of Random House's editors. And then when I gently slipped off the cover, inside was a beautiful cloth cover design:

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There is something really special about those old Modern Library books, I think. The new covers at The Modern Library web site are quite attractive, too, but they don't have that delicious old book smell, now, do they? And let's face it. They ain't as cheap as they used to be, either! On the inside flap of Seven Gothic Tales it reads:

The Modern Library puts into your house the greatest book treasures of the past and present in convenient, inexpensive form. In the Modern Library you will find many books that you have always wanted to read; books that "speak to the modern mind"; books that belong in the library of every cultured person. Many of these famous titles cost from $2 to $10 apiece in their original editions or were available previously ony in expensive sets; you can now obtain them in handy, compact volumes, beautifully printed and bound in cloth, at only a small outlay.

Geez! I wonder how much these books cost at the time of publication! Considering the fact that I paid $5 for this book at the library booksale, and thought I was getting a pretty good deal! And the expression at only a small outlay – I love it! Imagine a publisher using that phrase on a book cover these days!

And finally, here's the back of the book:

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I just love the typeface used for the The Modern Libary. And can you imagine cutting up this book cover, just to get a coupon? Once again, what publisher today would do that for one of their books?

Oh, and in case you were wondering, Isak Dinesen's stories are... very interesting. Not quite what I'm used to – the writing is a bit too heavy-handed and ornate for my liking, but they are gothic tales, so what do you expect?

One last little bit of trivia about this book. I was very excited about bringing home what I thought was a new and unique title to our library collection. My husband casually looked at my book and made the remark that the title sounded very familiar, and that he was sure he had a copy of the same collection of stories somewhere in his own collection of fiction. I found this difficult to believe, because I thought the book so unique, and besides, it just didn't seem to be the kind of book that would have ever interested him. Sure enough, about an hour later the hubby triumphantly brought me a copy of his Seven Gothic Tales, which he had ordered from the Book-of-the-Month Club many years ago. His copy was published in 1961, with a new introduction by John Updike (the introduction in my edition was written by Dorothy Canfield, and quite frankly is very silly and overly emotional. Updike's intro is much better – thoughtful and insightful, and full of a lot of fascinating facts about the larger-than-life author). I asked my husband why he ordered the book, and had he actually read all the stories. He said that at the time he thought the book was going to be dark and scary, a la Poe or Lovecraft. He had never finished the stories, finding them to be a tad too girly in tone. Well. Hmmph.

Anyway, my copy of Seven Gothic Tales is waaaay better than his. So there.

Gappers in the Mail!!

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Yeah, I know, what the hell is that gal talking about? Has she finally lost it?

Well, I'm dead serious. I did get Gappers in the mail recently! In fact, I got The Very Persistent Gappers of Frip by George Sanders and Illustrated by Lane Smith thank you very much. How did I receive such a treasure in the mail? By way of the beloved Bookpuddle, of course!

There are many magical things in my life that give me reason to smile – a warm fuzzy husband, cuddly cats, strong hot coffee, crisp fall mornings – and very near the top of that list is receiving books in the mail. Especially unique, charming, fun and funky books.

Yes, it's a children's book, but it's definitely for adults, too. I love the shape of this book – it's long and thin and sits well in one's hands. And I've always been a sucker for glassine covers. Just adds that extra sophisticated touch, in my opinion. A book could be about the history of bathtub plugs, and I would more than likely buy it, as long as it's covered in glassine. You can see this lovely glassine cover above, to the left, and when you take the cover off, you see the second image as the front cover illustration.

So what's the story about? Well, persistent gappers of Frip, of course. And what's a gapper? Well, a gapper is

about the size of a baseball, bright orange, with multiple eyes like the eyes on a potato. And gappers love goats. When a gapper gets near a goat it gives off a continual high-pitched happy shriek of pleasure that makes it impossible for the goat to sleep, and the goats get skinny and stop giving milk. And in towns that survive by selling goat milk, if there's no goat milk, there's no money, and if there's no money, there's no food or housing or clothing, and so, in gapper-infested towns, since nobody likes the idea of starving naked outdoors, it is necessary at all costs to keep the gappers off the goats. Such a town was Frip.

And so begins the story of how one little girl named Capable, who lives in Frip, deals with the nasty gappers, the milkless goats and the cold-hearted, unhelpful neighbours. You'll just have to get a copy of the book to find out the rest!

The illustrations are just slightly creepy in a charming way, and the story is lots of fun. I had no idea that George Saunders had ever written a children's book. Once again, one of the many, many benefits of blogging. To all you blogging naysayers out there, I laugh at you! Yes! Watch me laugh and mock you! Ha ha ha!

Anyway... big hugs to Bookpuddle!

(Ha ha ha!)(I'm still laughing!)

Ridin' Along That Endless Money Trail

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Here's an illo I recently did for Horse Canada magazine. Bigger version.

The article was about a father kvetching about the amount of money that he has to shell out for his daughter's interest in horses.

See? Another damn good reason to be scared of these creatures. They won't just bite you – they'll bite a big fat whole right outta your wallet, honey.

I Got Posted 16

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Whoopsie! Forgot to mention this one. I was asked to whip up this drawing just before heading off to Muskoka, and this time 'round I had no idea when the image was going to be printed. It ended up getting printed last Thursday, and I just happened to be in a convenience store in Bala at the time, so I managed to get myself a copy. Here's a larger version.

In a nutshell, the article was about this avid baseball card fan who discovers that all the many expensive baseball cards he bought in the nineties are now pretty much worthless. The title of the article was Requiem for a Rookie Card. Hard for me to have much sympathy, 'cuz I have zero interest in baseball, and even less interest in collecting cards. Quite frankly, I just don't get it. Forgive me for this generalization – but I think it's definitely a guy thing.

You may not recognize the baseball players in the posters behind the guy who's having the meltdown – they're supposed to be Lou Gehrig and Babe Ruth, but I don't think I did a very good job of capturing their likenesses. Especially Gehrig. He was really tough to draw, probably because he was such a good-looking guy. It's actually hard to draw pretty faces. For me, anyway.

Cover Me With Love 13

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Just in case you didn't know about this site, do take a moment (or more!) to check out the delicious selection of covers chosen by the designers at fwis, who are pretty darned good book cover designers themselves.

Gotta Get Yer Gargoyle

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One of the best things about blogging has got to be connecting with all the wonderful, talented people that I otherwise would never encounter in my day-to-day life. Way back when I created that irreverent Lethem and Chabon comic strip, I received a charming email from some fellow by the name of Richard Peabody, who seemed to enjoy my cartoons, and very kindly asked me if I would consider illustating a future cover of his literary publication, Gargoyle Magazine (which is really a book, trust me, not a magazine. Otherwise, it's one very big and terribly fat magazine). Naturally I said yes, because I knew it would mean that I would have a lot of freedom to create something fun and funky, and besides, I do so love helping out those in the literary publishing world.

Well, Gargoyle 51 is almost ready, folks! You can even pre-order it online at Amazon.com! It's the 30th Anniversary issue!

If you wanna see the entire cover – front, spine and back – click here. Words cannot begin to express how much fun I had creating this baby! I hope it shows in my work.

So don't just sit there – Go Git Yer Gargoyle!

If These Walls Could Talk Part 3

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A while back I wrote some posts about my passion for collecting bookish images. Well, that passion has not withered, in fact, it has grown even stronger, not unlike a seething fire burning out of control. Every card store I enter, I must search very carefully for any and all bookish pictures, which if chosen, will eventually be framed and hung in my treasured (and now getting a tad crowded) library.

In the theme of bookish images, I am especially fond of black and white photos, like the one you see above. It's a keeper, and will eventually find it's way into my library of bookish treasures.

Woof!

Muskoka Reading

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Damn, but it's good to be home! Granted it's very pretty up north, and I did get quite a bit of reading done, but there is nothing quite like sleeping in one own's bed, and well, just being in one's own home. Home. Oh I do so love that word these days.

And yes, I didn't come home empty handed. Even though I brought plenty of reading material with me, I just had to check out the northern bookstores and library booksales while I was there! A true bibliophile always sets aside time for some book-huntin', ya know!

In my defense, I will say that at least all the books I bought were used books, so my purchases didn't set me back very much at all! Here's my list:

Grasshopper by Barbara Vine
Asta's Book by Barbara Vine
(I'm now a bonafide Barbara Vine fan)

Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats
by T.S. Eliot; illustrated by Nicolas Bentley
(The inside cover reads: For Muffin from Miriam. For me, that's reason alone to get this little book! Of course I am an Eliot and a cat fan, but I keep wondering.... who is Muffin? Why did Muffin give away this book? Shame on Muffin!)

The Reader by Bernhard Schlink
(I've been curious about this book for quite a while, in spite of the wretched Oprah stamp on the cover)

Double Double edited by Michael Richardson
(It's a collection of bizarre short stories, written by a wide variety of authors all concerning the theme of the Double)

Seven Gothic Tales by Isak Dinesen
(An author I've been meaning to read for quite a while. The cover design of this book is a real treat, and I'll be blogging about it in the near future)

Peyton Place by Grace Metalious
(What the hell. I've never read it, and I'd like to know what all the fuss was about. And I think Grace Metalious is a delicious name, don't you?)

So there you have it. I just can't help myself. I suppose I shouldn't have ventured into town, but just like the Call of the Wild, the Call of the Book is too strong for me to resist!

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