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The Granny Diaries

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All grannied out yet? Hope not! 'Cuz guess what...? Yup – I went and illustrated yet another granny book for Chronicle Books, and it's available now! This one is quite different from Good Granny/Bad Granny, but different in a good way. It's called The Granny Diaries: An Opinionated How-To Guide, and is written by Adair Lara, an award-winning columnist with the San Francisco Chronicle.

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There's not as many of my illustrations in this book compared to Good Granny/Bad Granny, but that's because the tone is much more sophisticated, and a little bit more serious, but still full of lots of good humour. The book is divided into five major parts, with many subsections in each part. Some of the headings in the book include: Parent, Schmarent: You and the Kid and The Paternal Grandmother and Cutting Grandma Some Slack.

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I think Granny Diaries is a nice foil for Good Granny/Bad Granny – one you can read for total laughs and silliness, and the other you can get good down-to-earth advice, while still having a chuckle at the same time.

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And I must say that the fellow who art directed this book – a very talented guy by the name of Jay Salvas – did a fabulous job. The book is a visual joy from beginning to end. I can't say it enough – the folks at Chronicle are amazing people to work for. If you are an artist or a writer and you want to work with super-creative, professional, fun and dynamic people, then get thee to Chronicle Books, baby.

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Bloor West Toonin'/Town Cryn' 15

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January's Town Crier cartoon. Ah yes. Toronto Council and their spending habits. How did it get to this, that it would motivate me to draw a cartoon on the subject? Well, you see, once upon a time there were two Toronto city councillors named Rob Ford and Doug Holyday who apparently have spent so little of their $53,100 annual office budgets that it upset the other councillors very much, because many of the other councillors very happily spent just about all of their own budgets. So because of their apparent thriftiness (and their apparent lack of receipts) these two fellows were subjected to a council-ordered investigation. Well that did not please Rob Ford, I can tell you, so enterprising fellow that he is, he decided to post what other Toronto councillors have been spending their office budgets on, on his own web site. Now trust me, I am no fan of either Rob Ford or Holyday, but I must confess that it was a clever move. And it certainly was interesting to see what councillors were doing with the money that we gave them. Sometimes it ain't exactly what one would consider necessary spending in order to better the city. Oh, and yes, you can bet that the other councillors were none to happy to have their own spending for everyone to see. The end result? The city is now going to examine councillor spending. Naturally I had my doubts as to how effective this would be, but surprise surprise, city councillors have voted away their free dinners, which will save taxpayers $23,000 a year. No it's not a huge amount of cash, but it's a start. I bet if they tried hard enough, they could save plenty of the taxpayer's dinero, so then they wouldn't have to resort to closing hockey rinks and shutting down libraries on Sundays, which didn't work anyway. Ah these crazy councillors! What will they do next?

Anyway...what does all this teach us? C'mon, you know I'm going to say it – there ain't no such thing as a free lunch, baby!!

Random Readings 14

Tulane

"The end?" said Abilene indignantly.

"Yes," said Pellegrina, "the end."

"But it can't be."

"Why can't it be?"

"Because it came too quickly. Because no one is living happily ever after, that's why."

"Ah, and so." Pellegrina nodded. She was quiet for a moment. "But answer me this: how can a story end happily if there is no love? But. Well. It is late. And you must go to sleep."

Pellegrina took Edward from Abiline. She put him in his bed and pulled the sheet up to his whiskers. She leaned close to him. She whispered, "You disappoint me."

– from The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane
    by Kate DiCamillo
    Beautiful illustration by the extremely gifted Bagram Ibatoulline.

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Borges

"I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library."

          – Jorge Luis Borges

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Silly Poetry Friday 21

Ok, it's late, but it's still Friday! (At least in my neck of the woods). I just finished watching Michael Moore's SiCKO – quite an impressive, frightening and sad film. So in honour of that film I thought I'd post yet another Uncle Shelby poem (he is the king of silly, so why not?) So what's the name of the poem? Sick, of course!

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"I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox
And there's one more – that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue–
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke–
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have  sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my spine is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is–what?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is...Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"

Well alls I can say is it's a darn good thing she got better, 'cuz if she lived in the States and didn't have any medical insurance, she'd be in a real pickle. Sorta like this sicko monkey here.

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My BookLust 2007, Part I

I know that lately it seems that I haven't talked nearly enough about any of the books that I have been reading. Yes, I have been reading, just not writing about the damn books. Problem is, even to write a half-assed review of a book, it takes a good chunk of my time and brain cells. It got even tougher once I started that Writing For Children course, and will continue to be a challenge, since I have now managed to get into the advanced class, which starts in about two weeks. And on top of that, I've got three major illustration projects on the go (one of them another trade picture book – yippee!!), as well as some other educational book illo jobs, too. I know, I know – cry me a river, no one's putting a gun to my head and making me write this blog. But I want to continue to create an interesting place here – it's just that sometimes I just won't be able to write as much as I'd like. I'm utterly amazed at the countless passionate book bloggers out there who manage to post every day, while also taking part in numerous reading challenges. How the hell do you guys do it? Are you people on steroids?? Perhaps I should report you to the authorities. Anyway, all this blather is my way of saying that one of my goals for the new year will be to post more often, and get back into talking about the books I'm reading (since this blog is like, um, called 'BookLust'. Maybe I should rename it BrainFriedLust or something).

Actually, a few weeks ago I was asked by Steven Beattie of That Shakespeherian Rag fame to email him a list of my fave reads of 2007, so he could post them on his blog. Many people took part, but of course, disorganized and stressed-because-it's-almost-Christmas person that I am, I never got around to writing up a list. So that's what I will attempt to do in the next few weeks – write up about the books (fiction, non-fiction, short stories, picture books, etc) that I really enjoyed last year. I'll also mention some of the duds and disappointments, too (thankfully there weren't too many). So, without further ado, the first of many books that rocked my 2007:

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The Line Painter
Claire Cameron
HarperCollins 2007

I have Steven Beattie to thank for bringing this gem to my attention. And really, I should have got off my ass and mentioned this book months ago. Because  author Claire Cameron deserves so very much praise and attention. This is her first book, and I cannot wait to read anything else she writes, including grocery lists and maybe even especially her secret diaries. (Care to share, Claire?) She's ten years younger than me, and has lived 10 lifetimes more than me. She studied history and culture at Queen's University, and has worked as an instructor teaching mountaineering, climbing and white-water rafting. She also managed to found a company called Shift Media while living in London England – a company that has some pretty impressive clients like the BBC and Oxford University Press. And of course, she has written this amazing novel. Oh yes, the novel. It seems like a rather ordinary story at first – Carrie's car breaks down on a highway late at night somewhere in the Canadian North, and the only person who can help her out is this guy Frank, who is a line painter. You know, those guys who actually paint the lines on the roads. They do exist. But very soon you realize that both Carrie and Frank are carrying some pretty dark secrets, and the demons that they are battling slowly begin to come to the surface, which affects their relationship in a not-so-pleasant way. This book is a gripping and extremely suspenseful study of human frailties at their most honest and unpleasant levels. Claire's writing is clean and concise and cuts to the bone with it's almost at times shocking authenticity. Carrie and Frank are real people, and as ugly as they both become at times, you still care for them, and hurt for them. This is a must read book. You will not be able to put it down. I love the recommendation that Canadian author Andrew Pyper wrote on the cover: "The Line Painter fires along on it's lean language and propulsive suspense, the kind of story you could swallow whole." Yeah. What that guy said. And on top of the extremely suspenseful story and great character development, you learn all about the fascinating world of line-painting. Definitely worth the price of admission. Oh, and check out this excellent interview with Claire on Steven Beattie's blog. But seriously, get the book. You will devour it whole and be screaming for more at the end.

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Eeep!! I forgot about Silly Poetry Friday again! Many appy polly loggies. Friday morning I had to trek out to the great north (heh, I mean North York Central Library) for a meeting with a client (more about that fun job later), and when I got home, I got straight to work on other projects, and well...silly me, I plain forgot.

So what kind of silly poem should I share today? I know it's supposed to be Silly Poetry Friday, but I've got the Monday blahs big-time. Plus it's January, and it's pouring freakin' rain outside. It's a blah day and I'm feeling blue. So on that cheerful note, I bring you January Blues, written by Lynda Robson. And to top it off, a drawing by me of a very sad penguin.

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JANUARY BLUES

I've got the January Blues,
Stay in bed till late,
Feel the excess Christmas weight,
Sad all the excitement's gone,
Want to feel happy,
But its so hard,
Only thing to look forward to,
Is my Valentine's card.
The chill in the air,
Makes me want to snooze,
Got no money after Christmas,
For the January sales,
And it's so quiet here,
In rainy Wales,
Guess I'll just hibernate,
And wake with the spring,
And my January Blues,
Will fade with the news,
Of a hot summer to come,
The sea, sand and sun,
Yippee, bring it on!

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Oscarwilde

"A poet can survive everything but a misprint."

                          – Oscar Wilde

Cover Me With Bites

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Ok, get yer mind outta the gutter. It's just a silly play on words. Here's an illo job I did recently for the Toronto food mag City Bites. This time I got to do their cover! What to say other than –  it was lots of fun! I guess I might also add that I am thoroughly sick of food, now that the holidays are over...

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