Overheard in the Bookstore 3

Fortuneteller

Ok, it wasn't really overheard, it was actually said directly to me.

The workload is so overwhelming that I haven't even entered a bookstore in the past 3 weeks (and let's not even begin to discuss how much reading I have accomplished in this time). But yesterday I managed to squeeze in a couple of hours of good ol' Bloor West Village quality time, including wandering around my local bookstore. One of the delightful employees smiled from ear to ear when I walked in, and turned to her colleague in an excited manner to say, "Look who's here, John! Look!"

I smiled back, though somewhat confused, until she explained to me that this morning she had said to her colleague, "I have a feeling that today we will have a visit from Mrs. Storms."

How d'ya like them apples? Bookstore staff that can actually foretell your arrival! Talk about exceptional customer service!

Overheard in the Bookstore 2

Butterflyandmoth

Inquisitive Lepidoptera-Loving Customer: How do you tell the difference between a butterfly and a moth?

Humorous Bookseller: Turn them over and look at their barcodes.

Overheard at the Bookstore

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Skinny lady picks up one of the marked-down calendars. Some calendar about birds.

"Oh you beautiful, beautiful bird! You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! I want to take you home! I LOVE YOU!!!"

Brings calendar to her lips and kisses it with great emotion. Puts back calendar. Walks out of store.

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